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Nov 01 2008

Halloween Past

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So I posted the following cryptic message on my buddy Joe’s facebook wall:

“MEDIC!!! MEDIC!!! I’m hit!!!”

I knew he’d know what I was talking about, and he’d get a kick out of it. He replied with the following email, which is, in my view, a perfect retelling of events. I’ll leave it without comment:

October 31,1991, I had just finished fixing the brakes on my car and now was making my way to 146th street and Willets [Point Boulevard] to pick up some friends to hang out for Halloween. This was to be the first all hallows eve of my life without the joy of filling a backpack with shaving cream and eggs for a night of innocent ultraviolence.This might have been because we spent most of the summer dodging bottles, pepper spray and the occasional stolen car. The obvious plan for the night was to get fourties, some weed and perhaps some nitrous oxide from the “Happy Iraqis” on Northern Boulevard and cruise around Whitestone. The crew that night I believe were Patty S., Mike T., topspun and myself. Perhaps not using the best judgment topspun came out that night wearing a brand new flight jacket and an extremely rare Negro League fitted Baltimore Black Sox hat. To watch the four of us examining the cap was to be likened to the scene in American Psycho where the twentysomthing yuppies compare and envy each others business cards. The hat was that Dope. With the possibility of being struck by some form of Halloween ordnance topspun took the back seat of my 1985 Monte Carlo SS right behind the driver seat. We came upon some kids covered in Barbassol and realized by there curves that they were female and decided to turn around and get a better look. I remember not considering this as a threat due to obvious gender misconceptions, but a single Grade AA jumbo egg came through a three inch opening in the window whistling past my left ear and blasting topspun in the face, spraying egg all over his jacket and hat. Enraged and stunned of the hail mary quality throw all he could yell was “I’m hit,I’m hit medic”.

I find myself now trick or treating with my five year old nephew looking over my shoulder for stray eggs wondering if my friend topspun hundreds of miles away is recalling the same memory. I get an alert on my cell phone that topspun wrote on my Facebook wall “I’m hit,I’m hit medic” and I cant help but smile and actually well up close to tears.

New York, early 90′s. Ahhhh. Miss my guys, for sure.

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Sep 14 2008

Disaster (Capitalism)

The spiralling financial crisis hit another benchmark today, as evidenced by the panic of the Lehman Brothers collapse. There’s a very good story in the New York Times detailing the “fear” on Wall Street today – a Sunday. This morning, she showed me a wedding announcement in the Times; the groom’s father was a managing director at Lehman. We hypothesized that perhaps the impending bankruptcy of the fourth largest investment bank may put a damper on the joyous event. Quelle dommage.

Fear and greed are the stuff that Wall Street is made of. But inside the great banking houses, those high temples of capitalism, fear came to the fore this weekend.

As Lehman Brothers, one of oldest names on Wall Street, appeared to unravel on Sunday, anxiety over the bank’s fate — and over what might happen next — gripped the nation’s financial industry. By late afternoon, Merrill Lynch, under mounting pressure, entered into talks to sell itself to Bank of America.

Dinner parties were canceled. Weekend getaways were postponed. All of Wall Street, it seemed, was on high alert.

In skyscrapers across Manhattan, banking executives were holed up inside their headquarters, within cocoons of soft rugs and wood-paneled walls, desperately trying to assess their company’s exposure to the stricken Lehman. It was, by all accounts, a day unlike anything Wall Street had ever seen.

Sounds like a lot of fun. I remember working on election day, 2000. We were closing a deal for Allegheny Power, some selling off of generation assets and releasing of transmission assets under a bond, I don’t really remember the details. It all seemed vaguely pomo to me, that you would get rid of the energy production business and get into the energy movement business. In any case, we were in the conference room and on the phone with the in-house lawyer for Allegheny, and the lawyer I was working with asked “So, who do you like for the election?” The Allegheny guy said “Well, I guess Bush would be good for us in the medium short-term as far as dereg, but…” And then he stopped. The lawyer on our side (a good friend of mine still) just laughed. Yeah, he said. I know. We shook our heads, and could practically hear the Allegheny guy shaking his. And so here you have it. Bear Stearns, vanished. Lehman poised for bankruptcy. Merrill Lynch peddling itself to any taker whatsoever, desperate to fend off the short sellers. What a monumental mess.

But I think back to election day 2000, the World Trade Center still standing less than a quarter mile behind me, doomed the moment later that night when NBC took Florida out of the Gore column, and our view of New York harbor from the conference room, and the lawyer for Allegheny Energy who knew, but couldn’t say, that a Bush-Cheney administration was a deeply, deeply stupid idea. I often say that the American people – whatever that is – got it right that day. Yes, we often forget, but they did get it right, by 500,000 votes. Bush received fewer votes than Gore by a long shot; there’s something striking and fundamentally appropriate about that, something that usually goes unsaid. It kind of hangs in the air with each disaster that has afflicted us since then. People rejected the cruelty and instability of the Bush-Cheney program that day. It’s often forgotten, and bears repeating. But now I also think of all the neo-cons, free marketers, and Friedmanites at Bear and at Lehman who no doubt thought the same: good for us in the medium short-term. Well, the medium short-term is over, and I hope they relished it.

It’s true that schadenfreude is an unattractive posture, especially when the financial services industry is a route to the middle class for many of the people I grew up with, for so many in the Outer Boroughs and the poor neighborhoods of New York, Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles. Yes. And as we well know here at Seven Red. It ain’t all fat cats and neo-cons. Like all groups, it is made up mostly of the decent. So schadenfreude is usually unattractive, sure. But only usually. Sometimes, it’s all that’s left.

On edit: The “guy” who was getting married this weekend was not just any guy, but Theodore Roosevelt V (that is, the fifth). His dad, Theodore Roosevelt IV, is the managing director at Lehman.

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Aug 04 2008

Heroes in the Seaweed

Published by under babygirl,new york

…and she shows you where to look among the garbage and the flowers. – Leonard Cohen, Suzanne

Once when I was taking the train from NYC to Albany, the conductor announced the next stop like this: “In five minutes we will arrive in beautiful Rensselaer, the Pearl of Upstate New York.” Those not in the know stretched their necks to check the windows, hoping for a view of this magical place. Everybody else burst out laughing, knowing full well that Rensselaer had seen better days, and that if this was the Pearl of Upstate New York, one would do well to steer clear of the less valuable jewels.

Yesterday we took a trip to Walmart to pick up some stuff. she and I are strict non-Walmarters, but it is true what they say: in a place like this (rural Upstate about 40 miles west of Albany), you aren’t exactly flush with options. So off we went to Evil Walmart, and truly, without many regrets. Being arugula-eating urban elites, the only time we ever step foot into a Walmart is when we come here. It’s like pre-enlightened anthropology. It is perhaps indicative of the economy up here that we were greeted at the doorway of Walmart by a uniformed corrections officer recruiting for the prison industry. I insisted to she that I had to take a picture of this, since it encapsulates the post-Fordist economy so perfectly for so many rural and formerly industrial areas: giant Walmart, with the only growth industry in the area being the warehousing of “dangerous” sorts from the urban areas, many hundreds of miles off. The population of this area tends to be, moreover, much lighter in complexion than those they house, and so the whole nasty bag of it just drains you of optimism.

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I did have a very nice talk with the woman who was staffing the booth. She asked me, as an initial gambit, whether I was interested in a good job. I let her down gently: I work in the other institutional space designed for the less recalcitrant population. It’s a parallel setting, to be sure. We then discussed turnover and conditions, the corrections officer union, my friend who did a stretch in Greene and Wyoming (both NYS medium facilities), and other such matters. It was all very pleasant. She declined to be photographed, and was a little concerned that I would portray the DOC in a negative light, which I hope I’m not really doing. I told her I didn’t blame her for not wanting some mildly bemused citified jerk to take her picture, and we chatted some more, and I commented on the strange double-meaning of a “secure future.” But this was really the selling point of the whole thing. When she was actually recruiting, as I overheard, she always asked “Do you feel like to could provide more for your family? Are you looking for great medical and dental?”

Then we went back to the farm, where the vistas are somewhat more pleasant:

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Needless to say, babygirl loves it here, and we’re glad that she gets to see this part of life as well as the frenetic motion of Chicago:

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Aug 02 2008

Nomads of the Present

Published by under chicago,new york

Here are some famous last words, from a previous post: “The Atlanta-Athens-Atlanta-Seattle trip went off without a hitch. I have yet to be really annoyed by the airlines.”

This was, perhaps, the dumbest thing I ever posted. It’s like those people who say something like “Oh, I haven’t been sick in a really long time.” Needless to say, that person will be hit with the flu inside of two weeks after uttering that kind of challenge to the universe. And so it is with the airlines. I really went through about two years of fairly frequent flights without one single problem. Oh, I had very minor twenty minute delays here and there, but I don’t consider that serious enough to even bother with. The volume of horror stories I was hearing from all sides seemed, by comparison, overblown. This is especially true about the sucking pit of O’Hare, which hasn’t given me problem one in eight or so roundtrip flights. On time, on point, luggage there. Great. Not today.

We did our trip to NY today (Albany), and everything was going smoothly. We walked to the corner and caught the bus:

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WE even timed it using the trusty CTA bus tracker, as reported. That got us to Stage 2, the Blue Line to O’Hare:

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Once again, no problem. The train came, on we got, and to O’Hare. The sucking pit of O’Hare: Stage 3. Our flight was supposed to leave at 1:36. But the flight before us was still sitting there, and it was scheduled for an 11:30 departure. It was at this point 12:45. Ah well, we’ll be delayed. It finally boards at 1:20, and we see that our flight was delayed until 2:05. Score. That ain’t bad. Within five minutes we see a new listing: Albany, Departure: 5:05. Huh? That’s right, five-oh-five, as in four friggin’ hours from now. Not happy:

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We finally get on the plane, which has been moved up to 4:30, only to discover that the pilots who were supposed to fly us to Albany are “fatigued” (no doubt a labor action) , so we sit in the hot plane at the gate for an hour, waiting for new pilots to arrive. We arrived at O’Hare at around 11:30, and finally took off around 5:45. The flight to Albany takes less than two hours. Oh well. I’m not really complaining. It wasn’t that bad. We finally got to Albany and made the only stage of  journey that required a private vehicle. Stage 4:

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Aug 02 2008

Off to New York

Published by under chicago,new york,tech dreck

One of the great things about where we live is the transportation infrastructure. Today we will walk about a block to the corner, jump on a public bus, then take the CTA to O’Hare, then take a plane to Albany. Mass transit from door-to-door. OK, not really, since we’ll take a car out to she‘s Mom’s place once we get to Albany, but still. babygirl has been promised train ride AND plane ride, so she’s excited. “First we gotta get way way way up in the sky,” she says.

One very cool feature of the CTA: the CTA bus tracker, a step up from the old bus timetable we used to gripe about in NYC. This engine allows you to better estimate when to go to the bus stop by providing a GPS-based estimated time of arrival for buses that are currently en route. It also maps them on to a Google Map so you can see precisely where they are. It is, of course, the same technology that’s been in cars through the Garman and in planes for quite some time: the trip tracker stuff. But it’s genius to put it in a bus, since the worst thing about mass transit is the waiting, and the lack of information associated with waiting. This technology at least gives you an information stream that makes waiting more predictable. Thumbs up to the CTA.

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Jun 20 2008

One Crazy Summer

Published by under Graffiti Fridays,new york

As I’ve already written about elsewhere, I consider the summer of 1994 something like the high water mark of my New Yawkahness. It was the summer the Rangers won the Stanley Cup, and also the summer that the “broken windows” policing of the Giuliani administration really started making itself felt in the everyday life of the Outer Boros. Around our way in Queens, we had two young ballbuster cops, named Brockman and Malone, who replaced a small middle-aged patrolman we called Officer Turtle, who used to sit down with us while we were drinking beer and ask us about the neighborhood, a real 1950′s model. As of June 1994, that was all over. Brockman and Malone handed out desk appearance tickets for just about anything, and threatened us with far worse for even minor infractions (“in the park after dark” and other such nonsense violations). They were notorious; my friend V. made a techno song about them.

This change really resulted in a kind of general euphoria, an early fin-de-siecle, wherein everything sort of felt like it was coming to an end. You also had the birth of new hip hop behind Biggie and the Wu; the soundtrack to that summer was nothing if not 36 Chambers and Ready to Die, thumping out of every car and inundating every keg party, sometimes competing with the awful “Far Behind” by Candlebox. And, of course, it culminated in Woodstock 94, a fucking mess, like a hazy question mark on the whole thing. Whenever I go home and hang out with guys I grew up with, talk always turns to that summer; it struck us all, I think, as a real transition moment, from one kind of life to the next (indeed, I never lived at home another summer after that…)

So, now, I see the buzz all over for The Wackness, a new comedy that’s doing its best to hype itself as “the new Juno.” Of course, I must add to this buzz in order to discuss it – this is the condition of speech in what a professor I know likes to call just-in-time capitalism. In any case, The Wackness is set in New York in the summer of 1994, and features the travails of a teenage drug dealer and his therapist (who he pays with pot, I take it). I guess I’m not the only one with the nostalgia. The marketing material has an obvious graffiti aesthetic (although they really could have got somebody to do some better graffiti, I think), and a top-notch soundtrack that gets a particular version of 90′s New York just about right. I guess I’ll have to see it when it comes out, but I suspect the Manhattan version of that summer (a fucking therapist?) is a bit different than what we were seeing in Queens and Brooklyn. See trailer here

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Mar 12 2008

And That’s All I Have to Say About That

When we lived in Albany, I worked in a Vietnamese restaurant that was near the governor’s mansion, so we drove by the Pataki residence a lot, although Pataki himself was notorious for spending as little time in the liberal city as possible (on the other hand,  the mayor of Albany at the time – former assistant principle of the high school, if I remember correctly – was often to be seen in the bars…weird town). Despite Pataki’s absence, I had a little ritual for when we drove by: I’d shake my fist out the window of the car and yell Stupid Governor! I feel like doing that again. she was pretty upset about the whole Spitzer thing, having been a fan for many years. My reaction was more shoulder shrugging, like, whatever. But I think a good stupid governor fist-shaking is appropriate. So, Stupid Governor! A few points, though:

1) The Huh? – I’m fishing for the grammatical principle here. A colleague sent me the following sentence, which appeared in the New York Times:

And now add to the lengthening list Gov. Eliot Spitzer, husband, father of three teenage daughters, who authorities on Monday said had been involved with a ring of prostitutes.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but the sentence is at best ambiguous. It does seem to suggest, in the placement of the relative clause, that Spitzer’s three daughters were involved with the ring of  prostitutes, no? The copy editor is sick with love.

2) The Ring – Doesn’t everything sound more sinister when it is part of a “ring?” A ring of car thieves is more sinister than a car thief, or even car thieves. A ring of prostitutes is more sinister than a prostitute, etc. I want to be in a ring. Or a racket.

3) Probative Value? – Another colleague asked me whether I had seen Heidi Fleiss on Nightline discussing the Spitzer issue. Let me repeat. Heidi Fleiss on Nightline. Why is Heidi Fleiss on Nightline? Apparently, she was there to provide viewers with more insight about prostitution rings, and to suggest that she wouldn’t trust a Governor who wasn’t getting laid. Thumbs up, traditional media!

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Feb 10 2008

The Child-Friendly Road to Hell

I remain fascinated by the unintended consequences of policy decisions. A few weeks ago we watched some really boring Jennifer Lopez film about the murders in the maquiladora trade zones. Since NAFTA went into effect, as is well known, huge manufacturing operations have opened up on the US-Mexico border. This is no surprise: labor is cheaper and, with no tariffs, importing goods is not prohibitive. But as the debates over NAFTA raged, nobody predicted that these zones would turn into murder factories, where hundreds, and perhaps thousands, of young women drawn to the factory wages would be killed; they are rootless, alone, and vulnerable. The trade zones turn into an ideal hunting ground; NAFTA essentially created an environment that is extremely friendly to the predator. Granted, people might have seen this coming, but nobody really did. Nobody got up on the floor of the Congress and predicted such a thing. You have a policy decision that utterly transformed the ecology of a region – and not just the physical ecology, but the psychological ecology as well.

On a somewhat lighter note, we have the smoking ban in bars. I’m a smoker, but I really have no objection to the smoking ban. I don’t smoke in my house, and I really don’t smoke indoors at all anymore. One professor I know – a smoker – joked about the smoking ban as follows: “Yeah, that’s what you want. A bunch of drunks out on the street at 3 o’clock in the afternoon or 3 o’clock in the morning.” The bar, it seemed to be the point, serves a very specific ecological purpose in social space: it isolates certain elements, keeps them out of sight. But the ban goes beyond that.

A few weeks ago, I was at The Grafton Pub, probably as close to a good local that I have now, even though I very rarely go to bars anymore. As I was heading out to smoke – not grumpily – on one of the coldest nights of the year, I noticed a group at another table, maybe five adults and an infant, a small infant, maybe eight weeks old. It struck me. The smoking ban – which went into effect here on January 1 – allows this child to be in the bar. These parents would never bring the kid to a smoky bar. This is a policy effect, the creation of a new bar ecology.

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In New York, the bar ecology has already been in effect for quite awhile. It is even more noticeable, because bars stay open until 4 am, and bars are usually not that far removed from residential spaces (which is to say, plenty of people live directly above a bar). A few years ago, I was out smoking with some people around 3 am, and somebody living upstairs trued to dump water on us from a window. I can’t say I blame the person: we were drunk and loud directly below their window on a weeknight. Not so good. The other big conflict is developing around the stroller set, as described in this great read appearing in today’s New York Times Style Section (“Look Who’s Getting Rolled Out Of the Bar“). I especially love this article because it is about our old neighborhood in Brooklyn. Apparently, some bars are banning strollers, and enforcing the “21 and over rule,” but not for fake ID 19 year-olds. They don’t want people bringing their kids to the bar.

Some bars, on the other hand, encourage the kids in the bar, like The Gate – my favorite bar in New York City, and my old local when we lived on 5th Avenue. The Gate is a pub-style bar with a great outdoor space and a cozy little fireplace (or maybe it was a wood-burning stove). When we were living in Brooklyn, you could find us there on most Sunday afternoons, either snuggled up with a few pints on a wintry day or lounging out on the patio playing dominoes during the summer and spring. Needless to say, they carried Jever, and so I was rarely happier than I was hanging out with good friends at The Gate. My brother and I also used to go there for baseball games. He’d call me up around 6:30 and just say “Gate?” Ayup. WE watched some classic games in that bar. This was, of course, before the smoking ban, but The Gate even then was fairly open to kids. I remember many parent bringing even small infants there, even though smoking was allowed. So I wasn’t surprised to see this in the article:

Dawn D’Arcy, the manager of the Gate, a bar in Park Slope that routinely sees groups of parents and children drop by during the afternoon, agreed, saying that the Gate was “modeled on an Irish pub.”

“This is a place where people bring dogs in, this is a ‘local,’ ” she said. “Families are a part of that.”

Ah, Brooklyn. But to get back to the point, can you imagine a city council member getting up and arguing that the smoking ban is going to cause conflict between stroller roller bar patrons and people opposed to kids in the bar, that it will force bar owners to ban strollers? It would be a hilarious argument, for sure. When we teach policy arguments, we struggle mightily enough to get our students to anticipate even the obvious negative consequences. They tend to focus on the good, which is fair enough, but they often do so to the exclusion of the manifest downsides to any policy change. But it is perhaps more interesting to try to anticipate the outlandish, the bizarre consequences, something that seems a million miles away from the standard positions in the debate. But this would require not linear policy thought – a thought that derives consequences from the current state of things, but a more ecological thought, and that’s much tougher.

What new forces might emerge in that ecology? Dead women and strollers in bars.

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Dec 31 2007

Two Bocce Courts in Brooklyn

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The last stretch of our adventures took us home, which is to say, to Brooklyn. Sure, the time we’ve spent elsewhere has by now long dwarfed the few paltry years we spent in Brooklyn, but when we walk down Smith Street in the dimming light, we know this is our spiritual home – a tribal and intense feeling that she and I share. So we were thrilled to visit the Brooklyn famiglia in their Cobble Hill apartment, where we spent two short days last week. babygirl got to stroll the cracked sidewalks through the brownstones of Cobble Hill and Carroll Gardens, and even got to play in a real live New York City playground. We got good wine, killer porterhouse, real buffalo mozzarella, and then a fantastic, Bloody Mary soaked brunch at Bocca Lupo.  And Chelsea beat  Newcastle, much to Loung*rati’s delight.

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Here’s babygirl doing whatchoo do in Brooklyn: stoop-sittin’ with the best of them:

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A view from the Brooklyn famiglia’s back porch, Lower Manhattan in the background:

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And finally, this from the Carroll Gardens park where babygirl played. They have two bocce ball courts in this particular park, one open to all – and in disgusting shape, and one locked in an enclosed area, with the key to said enclosure mysteriously handed out to old Italian men who will kick your bony ass in bocce, and insult your pathetic skills in the bargain. Somehow, Loung*rati managed to get one of these keys – being Italian, but not old. The locked up and free bocce courts are the vestige of the old Court Street/ Carroll Gardens Italians, now overrun with other populations.

There was always a bit of tension when we lived in a quickly regentrifying neighborhood to the east. In some faint imagining of solidarity, I’d nod affirmatively when we saw “WHITE FOLKS GO HOME!!!” graffiti that proliferated on 5th Avenue south of Flatbush. In one spot, some hipster had spray-painted a cringing “LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR” around a naive heart. The anti-gentrification folks had brilliantly transformed it into “YUPPIES LOVE $$$!!! THIS IS NOT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!” Smackdown, I told she at the time, smiling. “You do understand,” she said, “that we’re the regentrifying white folks, right? We’re the yuppies.” Oh, right.  So, then. This, from the Carroll Gardens park:

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Dec 26 2007

Upstate, or ~Queens

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We left Queens Xmas morning and made the three hour drive to Schoharie County to visit with she‘s people. They’re all mathematicians. This is ~ Queens:

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From the back porch

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From the front yard

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This is not an outhouse

Side view

View from the driveway

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