Aug 27 2007
When can I get some $#@&^ tofu?
I miss Wegmans so much I cried in the supermarket today. I don’t know if it’s living in a city or just a general mid-western trait, but every super market I’ve been to so far sucks ass. If anyone knows where I can get bulk muesli or some Soy-Boy baked tofu, please let me know.
I can’t believe you miss the cuisine of Nowhere, PA, a.k.a. Alabama-in-the-middle. Geez, you actually live in a city now– where you can go to an Asian market, get some real fresh Tofu made locally by the grocer’s cousin who makes the stuff in his basement, employs illegal immigrants in sweatshop conditions, and gets the higher-yield GM soybeans from heavily subsidised corporate farms in Illinois… and then you can bake it yourself with some honest MSG… ya freakin’ pinko-yuppie (insert a winking, happy-face emoticon here)